warsraging:

someone: you’re not writing that canon character correctly

me, looking them dead in the eye: neither did canon, but here we are

(Source: simsbaegel)

badlyplanned:

awwwwww ya

griffinmcelroyspisskink:

griffinmcelroyspisskink:

nb dysphoria is… weird

i dont wanna look like a guy or a girl i want people to see me and be like “what the fuck”

trainthief:

trainthief:

I actually genuinely love dealing with angry and aggressive customers because it’s SO funny. They always come in with a specific level of energy and they expect whoever they deal with to be scared of them and then when I’m clearly not physically or emotionally intimidated they get SO flustered and start doing the weirdest shit to regain power in the situation. Like there’s absolutely nothing you could do to me in this coffee shop that would ever even make my Top 10 Scariest Interactions With People but by all means, keep faking that phone call to your boss who apparently knows the Starbucks mermaid personally. 

I also love doing it because I know all my coworkers can get really upset when people treat them like that, which is totally understandable. So instead because they know I don’t mind they’ll just call me in and then gather round to watch like it’s a boxing match

(Source: coldnes-cw)

bloggoth:

bloggoth:

bloggoth:

bloggoth:

poor old granny scorpion-shoes. no one ever saw her death coming

it was pneumonia.

yes, her pet scorpion pneumonia, who lived in her shoe. tragic.

he shot her point blank

kuuhaiyu:

the villain of the story was you

infinitelyblankpage:

battenthecrosshatches:

Me @ writers: you just make that shit up from your brain???

*squints at the three lines in Word that have remained unchanged for weeks* In theory

aliensdoodless:

trying to get into making comics, but my attention span is so short lmao

cassandra-parker:

knock knock it’s odin the death god